I'm kaylyn. I live for concerts and bands that don't know that I exist, and I'm pretty pathetic. xo
a font walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve your type”
you’re making me cry
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Austin Carlile & Oli Sykes part 4 (feat. Vic)
the garlic bread one
I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.
But the little ghost looks so much happier after!
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away