I'm kaylyn. I live for concerts and bands that don't know that I exist, and I'm pretty pathetic. xo

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via obsessedwithgubler)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via teenscoolest)

the-best-of-funny:

palmist:

i love this blooper 

x

(via anidioticblogger)

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

(via anidioticblogger)

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

(Source: flowerbucky, via anidioticblogger)

thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

(via anidioticblogger)

magicbutterdragon:

nflstreet:

yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*

alright! someone bring me the microscope.

(Source: tajh-boyd, via seedy)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via anidioticblogger)

shavingryansprivates:

and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute

(via anidioticblogger)